Fathers Day: A True Story Based On A Diet Of Plan B And Crying
Theres only a little time before Fathers Day is over and I wanted to let everyone know about a couple of my favorite fathers.
Danny Elizabeth Tanner:

He’s got the sex appeal of Catherine Zeta-Jones and smells like the power of Pine-Sol*.
Dwayne Carter:

This wonderful person** is the perfect example of a positive role model not only to his own children, but the children of America.
Happy Fathers Day!!!!!!
*Zoloft
**cough syrup sucking son of a bitch